Wanna know how my summer is going to go? I knew you did.
In less than a week I leave for Turkey for ten days. With a teething infant.
Less than a week after that, I'm throwing an all-out Sweet Sixteen for HC at our house.
A week after that, Felicity and I are flying to Dallas where I'm co-hosting a wedding shower.
Two weeks after that, the whole crew and I are flying to Austin for the wedding.
Two weeks after that I'm hosting a baby shower at my house where I won't know any of the guests except the pregnant honoree.
A week after that we're packing HC off for three weeks at a Shakespeare Conservatory in Oxford, England.
A week after that I'm hosting a fundraiser for P's foundation at my house.
Oh, also, in case I didn't mention in, half my house is being remodeled.
I need a drink.