|Let's all take a moment of silence to appreciate this dessert in all its glory.|
Shortly thereafter, the mess it created in my kitchen had to be cleaned up and the responsiblity fell to HC. Halfway through, she came and flopped herself down on my bed.
HC:What do you want me to do with the leftover caramel sauce?
Me: We could keep it for apples if you want.
...HC doesn't respond...
Me: Or if you don't want, then just throw it out.
HC, suddenly sitting up: ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!?!
I'm pretty sure she's taking her lunch to school tomorrow.